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How Loopy Banana Got its Name


There's a children's book called "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dav Pilkey: In it, the evil Professor in the story forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

      a = stinky
      b = lumpy
      c = buttercup
      d = gidget
      e = crusty
      f = greasy
      g = fluffy
      h = cheeseball
      i = chim-chim
      j = poopsie
      k = flunky
      l = booger
      m = pinky
      n = zippy
      o = goober
      p = doofus
      q = slimy
      r = loopy
      s = snotty
      t = falafel
      u = dorkey
      v = squeezit
      w = oprah
      x = skipper
      y = dinky
      z = zsa-zsa

      Use the first letter of your last name to dertermine the first half of your NEW last name:

      a = diaper
      b = toilet
      c = giggle
      d = bubble
      e = girdle
      f = barf
      g = lizard
      h = waffle
      i = cootie
      j = monkey
      k = potty
      l = liver
      m = banana
      n = rhino
      o = burger
      p = hamster
      q = toad
      r = gizzard
      s = pizza
      t = gerbil
      u = chicken
      v = pickle
      w = chuckle
      x =tofu
      y = gorilla
      z = stinker

      Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

      a = head
      b = mouth
      c = face
      d = nose
      e = tush
      f = breath
      g = pants
      h = shorts
      i = lips
      j = honker
      k = butt
      l = brain
      m = tushie
      n = chunks
      o = hiney
      p = biscuits
      q = toes
      r = buns
      s = fanny (yeah, this is an American book, and this word doesn't have the same meaning in the US as Britain)!
      t = sniffer
      u = sprinkles
      v = kisser
      w = squirt
      x =humperdinck
      y = brains
      z = juice

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